PRESS RELEASE 6/12/99
HOUSERSPAWN(TM) CORPORATION ANNOUNCES FIRST OFFSPRING EXPECTED IN 4TH QUARTER 1999
Houserspawn(TM) founders, Linda and Allen Houser, announced this week that production of their first offspring is expected to be completed in December of this year.
When asked about the preferred gender of the child, Linda, the more mystical, Sith-like parental unit said "I have no response to that question." The gender of the child remains a mystery.
Allen, the muscular, uber-political parental unit was similarly unwilling to divulge information when asked what name would be assigned to the offspring. "Bah! Away with you all! Can't you see that we are doing important scientific research here?"
Interested parties are, however, invited to visit the Houserspawn(tm) website at http://welcome.to/houserspawn for up-to-the-minute information.
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