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Welcome to the Houserspawn™ homepage
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Countdown to SpawnBirth™ '99: 169 days
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Corporate Slogan Of The Month:
"Houserspawn™--We Bring Good Things To Life."
Houserspawn™ and SpawnBirth™ are registered trademarks of the Houserspawn™ corporation.
Broadcasting in stereo from Woodlyn, PA.
Be sure to read the latest Houserspawn™ press release.
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Do not give in to the dark side.
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We will be updating this Web page periodically.In the meantime, you are encouraged to email us at the address below with your sincere congratulations, humorous baby-related anecdotes, baby name suggestions, and/or shameless praise.
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Everything you know is wrong.
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Selected Educational Themes for the Offspring Sleeping Chamber:
- Beans
- Rocks
- Electricity
- Television
- Yellow
- Magic
- Numbers
- Cheese
- Robot Warriors
- Squirrels
- Teletubby Biology
- Foreign Languages
- Velocity
- Noise
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